nobody knows what it's going to happen to him tomorrow so maybe give tzedakah for another yid maybe do a chesed to another yid because this is what someone keeps for himself after his life
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א ווארט פונעם דאבשינער..
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נאר אזאלכע שטאלן געווינטשען אויף כלל ישראל, די מיינסט אז מען גייט נאך צי די חורבה-באנגעלויס פון דרייסיג יאר צוריק? די עולם האט היינט געהעריגע פול פלעדזשד ווינטערייזד הייזער, וואס איז נאך גרעסער און שענער ווי די אפארטמענטס אין שטאט.
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הלכות בארביקיו
BBQ RULES:
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events is put into motion:
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three-meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat
Important again:
THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes
And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed' her night off', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women
BBQ RULES:
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events is put into motion:
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three-meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat
Important again:
THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes
And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed' her night off', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women
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איך פאר שוין נישט אין קאנטרי א שטיק צייט.
די קאנטרי אידן וועלן קיינמאל נישט עקספיריענסן בארא פארק מיט די עמאונט פון פיפל איטס מענט טו העוו.
קיעפ אן גאואינג. אויב בלייבט איר דא ועל איך מוזן גיין. אלזא, גלייבט מיר ביטע אויפ'ן ווארט.
די קאנטרי אידן וועלן קיינמאל נישט עקספיריענסן בארא פארק מיט די עמאונט פון פיפל איטס מענט טו העוו.
קיעפ אן גאואינג. אויב בלייבט איר דא ועל איך מוזן גיין. אלזא, גלייבט מיר ביטע אויפ'ן ווארט.
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